when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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