Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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