Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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