Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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