how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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