I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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