Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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