I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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