That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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