I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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