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u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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