Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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