We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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Oh Jesus.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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