thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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