I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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