How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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