I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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