hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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