You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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