All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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