no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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