Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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