how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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