I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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