We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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