I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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