I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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