HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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