this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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