are you still at the devil's house?
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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