people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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