Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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