I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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