don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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