Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Randomize
