her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
