hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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