it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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