She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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