Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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