Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
where are my eyebrows?
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