He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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