How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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