so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize
