This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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