Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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