But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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