I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Damn victory sex feels great
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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