How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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