The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He has the fingertips of a God
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