Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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