She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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