Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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