Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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