yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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